2. Do elephants ever lie down? And if not do their legs get tired carrying around all that weight all the time?

3. Will the Internet ever get so big that it collapses under it’s own weight and just vanishes? I mean surely it’s one of those things that just keeps growing and growing so how big can it get before it bursts?

4. Will I EVER be able to figure out how to curl my own hair? People always tell me how lovely my hair looks wavy but i just can’t style it like that myself!

5. Why does the postman always ring the doorbell when you are in the shower or try to deliver parcels when you are out? Even when you are expecting them and wait in all day, they choose the 5 minutes you are in the shower or out in the garden to knock and then leave you a card!

6. Why DOES baileys taste so damn nice?

7. If I poke a shark in the eye would it really stop it eating me?

8. If I ran around the world in a westerly direction fast enough would I really go back in time? Obviously I know I couldn’t RUN fast enough but you know what I mean!

9. Will tesco ever stop adding meat items to my favourites section in online shopping? Despite them telling me they don’t do it and only items I have ever bought will be in there! Really so when exactly did I buy chicken flavoured Iams cat food or a microwave tescos meat lasagne?

10. What on earth have I been talking about to manage almost 13,000 tweets on twitter in just over a year? Well I can show you one of my favourite tweets which was this one:

A bit of an announcement even though I was still out of it